It bewilders me that that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps
like
have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers
Musings of a Fangirl: Australia is Gryffindor because they are pretty well liked and you’d...
Australia is Gryffindor because they are pretty well liked and you’d have to be brave to live in a place with all those crazy animals and giant spiders and shit
Canada is Hufflepuff because people make fun of them for being weak or overly polite but if you mess with them they will kick your ass so hard you’ll wake up in a different year
Britain is like Ravenclaw because people think they’re sophisticated, but sometimes they can be snobby and they’re weird enough to make up a show like Doctor Who
America is like Slytherin because they like ambition and power and most people don’t like them very much
Requested Hulk as Harry Potter
i will never NOT reblog this omg
THE SORTING HAT
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oH MY GOD
hOW IN THE HECK
pHOToSHOP
When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to do figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework.
“There are all kinds of courage,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
#there’s badass, and then there’s neville motherfucking longbottom
#Harry’s chest tatoo isn’t a Hungarian Horntail, it’s a portrait of Neville. #neville pisses felix felicis #if grindelwald and voldemort had fought the winner would be neville longbottom #neville uses nagini’s blood as soy sauce #neville’s parents weren’t tortured. bellatrix threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity #muggles don’t know who lord voldemort was. they know about neville longbottom #if you’re looking for neville on the marauders map he’s labelled bamf#hogwarts no longer teaches defense against the dark arts they just hand out neville longbottom masks #ginny’s really thinking of neville during sex with harry. so is harry.
THOSE TAGS
I lost it at soy sauce
#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]
I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of don’t give a fuck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just fucking precious.
Becoming more and more convinced that Luna is one of the best-executed Manic Pixie Dream Girls I’ve ever seen.
I love this. He’s like “YOU DUMB FUCK.”
Freaking muggle interviewer.
He is Harry.
the way he looks when he says it is the best
Daniel fucking Radcliffe
