surprise public proposals are really emotionally manipulative please do not do them
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to talk about this
I can’t even handle this.: Sherlock uses Internet Explorer.
Oh my God what are you doing do you even realize what that is do you Sherlock do you you’re ruining your good name that is not how you internet I thought you were a genius did you delete the internet from your hard drive too that was such a stupid idea you still have nursery rhymes in there how about you get rid of those to make room for some Safari or some Google Chrome before I take your riding crop and shove it up your arse
IT’S NOT HIS FAULT
HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT OTHER BROWSERS OK
One day John was like, “Sherlock, why on earth are you using Internet Explorer?”
And Sherlock was all, “John, even Anderson wouldn’t have to ask that. I am using Internet Explorer because I need to go on the internet.”
“Yeah, but why are you using that particular browser? It’s so slow!”
And Sherlock’s like, “It’s perfectly fine. What else would I use?”
“Firefox, Safari, Google Chrome…?”
AND SHERLOCK’S JUST LIKE:
And John’s all, “You’ve never heard of those, have you. Move over.” And he takes Sherlock’s laptop and downloads Google Chrome for him.
And Sherlock’s like, “THIS IS SO FAST, HOW HAVE WE NOT BEEN TO SPACE YET?”
“We have been to space, Sherlock. Many times.”
Sherlock, do you ever ay attention to the world around you?
That awkward moment when your fictional genius is limited by the minds that write him.
#tis ok Moff/Gatiss/Thompson, you’re brilliant in other ways *pets*